Kitchen Witch


Shipping to United States: Free

In Northern Europe, it is customary to display a Kitchen Witch to ward off evil cooking spirits that can ruin a Thanksgiving Turkey or DiGiorno frozen pizza. This fiery redhead is guaranteed* to scare these spirits away from your kitchen.

Made from solid wood, she stands about seven and a half inches tall. She is suitable for a nice spot on a windowsill or counter. She is holding an old-fashioned soup spoon.

*[insert legal mumbo-jumbo absolving seller of all warrants and guarantees regarding the spirit world]

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 weeks

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days
  • Europe : 5 - 10 business days
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 5 - 10 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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